Listen as I complain about having to attend weddings, baby showers, and anything involving people. Also, I explain why documenting moments in your life with video cameras can be a good thing. They're not just for secretly filming your sexcapades assholes.
We're getting ready for WWE's Battleground and a tussle in the Punjabi Prison, where Orton tries to keep from getting bamboo up his ass. I'll touch on the recent RAW and Smackdown shows, talk a little Mae Young Classic, and finish with some bad news for Paige. But of course, will I keep up my excellent prediction record going?
Yes this is the very first official all wrestling show from your boy. I discuss The New Japan Pro Wrestling tournament held in California, which was NJPW's first gig stateside, and then I hit on the Mae Young Classic coming next month. I'm looking forward to the Great Balls of Fire PPV, which I will be tweeting from (@TheIntelSaviors), and breakdown all the matches and give predictions. Suck it!
I'm back, and this should be my last split episode. After this they'll either be all random nonsense and conspiracy theories or all wrestling. I catch you up on a few things and then bring you glorious stories from around the globe. Then I finish up with Money In The Bank predictions.
Well that weekend didn't go exactly as planned, but I still got to see my girls. Things almost went a fowl with the trip, just like the WWE after the fucking Superstar Shakeup. I recap this week's Raw and Smackdown, and thank zombie Jesus that Payback has almost come and gone.
After I unload my "life is hard" issues on you, I inform and enlighten you with whimsical tales. Do you like incest and genital mutilation? Great! Then you're in for a treat. I finish off by recapping this week's RAW and Smackdown episodes for my wrestling peeps.
As your friend, I'm letting you in on a huge money making idea, but if you tell anyone then it'll be the last thing you ever do! Were the Syria chemical attacks a false flag? What the fuck is a false flag you ask? Well I'm going to fucking tell you. Then I break down the WWE Superstar Shakeup. Braun is GOD!
This is a long one folks. I talk brothels, sex robots, sex tapes... lot's of fucking talk. I give a review on a musical and then... IT'S WRESTLEMANIA BITCHES!!! I break down the card and give full predictions, and some thoughts going forward after the big show. #SuplexCity